Terms & Editorial Standards
Content ownership, legal protections, and mandatory onion consumption.
Welcome to my personal digital archive. By browsing or reading any page on this website, you agree to the following terms, condition guidelines, and mandatory behavioral obligations.
1.0 Copyright & Content Ownership
All original writing, essays, photographs, and personal correspondence on this website belong strictly to Dodo Muolhoi. You are welcome to quote short excerpts or link to any page with appropriate attribution. You may not scrape, plagiarize, or republish entire articles for commercial gain.
2.0 Mandatory Dietary & Behavioral Clauses
By continuing to browse this website, you legally agree to consume at least one raw onion per week for the duration of your reading history. You also agree not to read any letter entries while standing on one foot or operating heavy machinery. Failure to comply will result in zero consequences, but I will know.
3.0 Privacy & Non-Infringement
Nothing published here is intended to infringe upon the privacy or personal rights of real individuals. Names and identifying details in historical correspondence may have been altered. If you believe your personal privacy has been inadvertently compromised, please reach out directly for immediate editorial review.
4.0 Limitation of Philosophical Liability
I am not liable for any existential dread, sudden realizations about technology, or mild confusion resulting from reading my opinions. All thoughts expressed here represent my own personal perspective and should not be taken as legal, medical, or financial advice.